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#952307 - Sun May 25 2008 01:53 PM Good Morning Insurgents
Captain Zzap
Offline Rex's MASTER

Registered: Fri May 23 2008
Posts: 638
Ah, I love the smell of pwnage in the morning.

Our successes are mounting. Their incessant whining continues. Their constant need to remind us that nothing we do have any affect on them speaks directly to their lack of confidence.

FirstAmongDaves has already offered his surrender.

Obviously the liberal posts made in the political forum yesterday had the desired effect.

They have consistently claimed to be a board of free speech while mocking us for having four rules, yet they have repeatedly altered, edited, and deleted entire posts. Their hypocrisy knows literally no bounds.

More of them are signing up at the Insurgency. I haven't approved today's crop, yet, but will later on in the day.

At the moment, of the 14 registered posters, a full 50% of them are Insurgents.

Our attacks are keeping their regular posters away.

The fear is spreading.

We are nearing the end.

Zzap!

Rex 5/24/08 "You know how you say Zzap! at the end of every post? Thats hella cool. I'm gonna start doing it."

Wonder Boy the racist pedophile - 5/24/08 - "I wish someone would embed that cute little African AMERICAN mouthing your COCK."

Rex's sexual confusion - May 25, 2008 - "I am a woman. and no, I will not show you any pictures."

First Among Daves homo obsession with my hands - May 25, 2008 - "I'm guessing the rest of the fingernails on your soft and supple hands are long. Big palms, soft skin with no callouses. Perhaps you moisturise so the flesh on your hands stays a little wet."

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#952309 - Sun May 25 2008 01:55 PM Re: Good Morning Insurgents [Re: Captain Zzap]
iggy
Offline The Vanilla Thrilla!

Registered: Fri May 23 2008
Posts: 1326
Loc: To the right of the Right whic...
I think it is fear of David Hasselhoff's mesmerizing crotch. \:p

Equality, rightly understood as our founding fathers understood it, leads to liberty and to the emancipation of creative differences; wrongly understood, as it has been so tragically in our time, it leads first to conformity and then to despotism

I would remind you that extremism in the defense of liberty is no vice! And let me remind you also that moderation in the pursuit of justice is no virtue.

-Barry Goldwater

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#952311 - Sun May 25 2008 01:56 PM Re: Good Morning Insurgents [Re: iggy]
Chant
Offline Why settle for a lesser evil when you can have a greater?

Registered: Fri Dec 20 2002
Posts: 4168
Loc: Denmark
 Originally Posted By: iggy
I think it is fear of David Hasselhoff's mesmerizing crotch. \:p


I fear you might be right...it's very, very, VERY disturbing...

Racks be to MisterJLA

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#952312 - Sun May 25 2008 01:56 PM Re: Good Morning Insurgents [Re: iggy]
rex
Online   happy pull my finger

Registered: Sun Jun 13 2004
Posts: 34927
Yeah, because we didn't get tired of that years ago or anything like that. How about todays goal being you guys doing something new and original? Do you think you can handle that?

The above post may contain heavy sarcasm. If you have no sense of humor please do not over-react and throw a hissy fit.

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#952313 - Sun May 25 2008 01:56 PM Re: Good Morning Insurgents [Re: Captain Zzap]
hugh g rection
Offline few posts

Registered: Wed May 21 2008
Posts: 13
This is the end
Beautiful friend
This is the end
My only friend, the end

Of our elaborate plans, the end
Of everything that stands, the end
No safety or surprise, the end
Ill never look into your eyes...again

Can you picture what will be
So limitless and free
Desperately in need...of some...strangers hand
In a...desperate land

Lost in a roman...wilderness of pain
And all the children are insane
All the children are insane
Waiting for the summer rain, yeah

Theres danger on the edge of town
Ride the kings highway, baby
Weird scenes inside the gold mine
Ride the highway west, baby

Ride the snake, ride the snake
To the lake, the ancient lake, baby
The snake is long, seven miles
Ride the snake...hes old, and his skin is cold

The west is the best
The west is the best
Get here, and well do the rest

The blue bus is callin us
The blue bus is callin us
Driver, where you taken us

The killer awoke before dawn, he put his boots on
He took a face from the ancient gallery
And he walked on down the hall
He went into the room where his sister lived, and...then he
Paid a visit to his brother, and then he
He walked on down the hall, and
And he came to a door...and he looked inside
Father, yes son, I want to kill you
Mother...i want to...fuck you

Cmon baby, take a chance with us
Cmon baby, take a chance with us
Cmon baby, take a chance with us
And meet me at the back of the blue bus
Doin a blue rock
On a blue bus
Doin a blue rock
Cmon, yeah

Kill, kill, kill, kill, kill, kill

This is the end
Beautiful friend
This is the end
My only friend, the end

It hurts to set you free
But youll never follow me
The end of laughter and soft lies
The end of nights we tried to die

This is the end

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#952314 - Sun May 25 2008 01:56 PM Re: Good Morning Insurgents [Re: Chant]
Chant
Offline Why settle for a lesser evil when you can have a greater?

Registered: Fri Dec 20 2002
Posts: 4168
Loc: Denmark
by the way, what kind of "end" is it you're talking about?

Racks be to MisterJLA

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#952316 - Sun May 25 2008 01:57 PM Re: Good Morning Insurgents [Re: iggy]
Rob Kamphausen Administrator
Offline cobra kai

Registered: Wed Oct 18 2000
Posts: 41710
Loc: in the dojo without fear
it actually, literally, knows no bounds!

now, the most powerful force on the interweb plays at fyrebug.com

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#952327 - Sun May 25 2008 02:03 PM Re: Good Morning Insurgents [Re: rex]
Captain Zzap
Offline Rex's MASTER

Registered: Fri May 23 2008
Posts: 638
 Originally Posted By: rex
Yeah, because we didn't get tired of that years ago or anything like that. How about todays goal being you guys doing something new and original? Do you think you can handle that?


Tell you what, rexy, you come up with some better responses and we'll respond in kind. You sad, pathetic little man(?).

Zzap!

Rex 5/24/08 "You know how you say Zzap! at the end of every post? Thats hella cool. I'm gonna start doing it."

Wonder Boy the racist pedophile - 5/24/08 - "I wish someone would embed that cute little African AMERICAN mouthing your COCK."

Rex's sexual confusion - May 25, 2008 - "I am a woman. and no, I will not show you any pictures."

First Among Daves homo obsession with my hands - May 25, 2008 - "I'm guessing the rest of the fingernails on your soft and supple hands are long. Big palms, soft skin with no callouses. Perhaps you moisturise so the flesh on your hands stays a little wet."

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#952328 - Sun May 25 2008 02:03 PM Re: Good Morning Insurgents [Re: Captain Zzap]
Rob Kamphausen Administrator
Offline cobra kai

Registered: Wed Oct 18 2000
Posts: 41710
Loc: in the dojo without fear
2pm?? this thread wasn't even started during the morning. you've won nothing!

now, the most powerful force on the interweb plays at fyrebug.com

<3s

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#952339 - Sun May 25 2008 02:09 PM Re: Good Morning Insurgents [Re: Rob Kamphausen]
Captain Zzap
Offline Rex's MASTER

Registered: Fri May 23 2008
Posts: 638
 Originally Posted By: Rob Kamphausen
it actually, literally, knows no bounds!


Finally. The board founder makes an appearance. I thought we were going to have to look in every hidey hole here.

Why do you tolerate these assholes? Surely you must know they have no respect for you. They insult you at EVERY possible turn.

Are you like those battered women who just can't keep themselves from going back to their abuser because they have no self-respect? Are you that desperate for approval and acceptance?

Come join the Insurgency. As a Co-Admin, I'll protect you and make sure no one scares you. It'll give your bruises time to heal. Maybe get some reconstructive surgery on your sphincter so you can stop wearing Depends. Hell, I'll even make you a Mod.

Think about it and PM me.

Zzap!

Rex 5/24/08 "You know how you say Zzap! at the end of every post? Thats hella cool. I'm gonna start doing it."

Wonder Boy the racist pedophile - 5/24/08 - "I wish someone would embed that cute little African AMERICAN mouthing your COCK."

Rex's sexual confusion - May 25, 2008 - "I am a woman. and no, I will not show you any pictures."

First Among Daves homo obsession with my hands - May 25, 2008 - "I'm guessing the rest of the fingernails on your soft and supple hands are long. Big palms, soft skin with no callouses. Perhaps you moisturise so the flesh on your hands stays a little wet."

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