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#580349 - Tue Oct 04 2005 07:19 PM What if God was one of us?
Irwin Schwab Irwin Schwab Sigh Registered: Thu Oct 19 2000 Posts: 50000 Loc: Multiverse	If God had a name, what would it be and would you call it to his face? If you were faced with him in all his glory, what would you ask if you had just one question
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#580350 - Tue Oct 04 2005 07:25 PM Re: What if God was one of us? [Re: Irwin Schwab]
klinton klinton Tabarnak! Registered: Sun Jun 01 2003 Posts: 7208 Loc: Montreal	He does have a name, Yahweh. And yes, I use it when I talk to him. Just one question...that he had to answer? The point. The point behind everything. And if he honesly replies some shit like 'it's my will' or the like, I'll be sorely disapointed. If karma's a bitch, it will be my bitch!
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#580351 - Tue Oct 04 2005 07:56 PM Re: What if God was one of us? [Re: klinton]
PCG342 PCG342 I've got more guns than you. Registered: Fri Jun 10 2005 Posts: 6450 Loc: Texas	If God had a name, What would it be, and would you call it to his face, If you were faced with him, In all His glory, What would you ask if you had just one question... Yeah, yeah, God is great... Yeah, yeah, God is good... Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah ,yeah What if God was one of us... Just a slob like one of us... Just a stranger on the bus, Tryin' to make his way home... If God had a face... What would it look like And would you wanna' see... If seeing meant that you would have to believe... In things like heaven And in Jesus and the Saints and all the prophets... Yeah, yeah, God is great... Yeah, yeah, God is good... Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah ,yeah... What if God was one of us... Just a slob like one of us... Just a stranger on the bus, Tryin' to make his way home... Just like a Holy rollin' stone... Back up in Heaven all alone... Nobody calls Him on the phone... 'Cept for the Pope maybe in Rome...
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#580352 - Tue Oct 04 2005 08:32 PM Re: What if God was one of us? [Re: klinton]
Anonymous One Anonymous One At Risk Youth Registered: Wed May 14 2003 Posts: 480 Loc: Earth 2's Bizzaro World's Sovi...	Quote: *klinton said:* He does have a name, Yahweh. And yes, I use it when I talk to him. Just one question...that he had to answer? The point. The point behind everything. And if he honesly replies some shit like 'it's my will' or the like, I'll be sorely disapointed. You're not supposed to be able to pronounce his name. You substitute "Adonai" in place of Yahweh everytime you come across it. Voted "Biggest Waste Of Space" On The Bat-Boards For "Multiple Reasons" Jerry Falwell On Rudolph The Red-Nosed Reindeer: "Those hollywood, homosexual, jewish types making a show about a reindeer who is 'different' and just cant 'hide it'. Everyone knows if he tries hard enough he can convert himself to a normal, black-nosed reindeer." I am 95% addicted to Porn. What about you?
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#580353 - Tue Oct 04 2005 09:52 PM Re: What if God was one of us? [Re: Anonymous One]
Irwin Schwab Irwin Schwab Sigh Registered: Thu Oct 19 2000 Posts: 50000 Loc: Multiverse	please stay on topic.
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#580354 - Wed Oct 05 2005 01:10 AM Re: What if God was one of us? [Re: Irwin Schwab]
King Snarf King Snarf Award-Winning Author Registered: Mon Nov 03 2003 Posts: 12353 Loc: Philly Motherfuckin PA!	The real question is what does God need with a starship? *Knutreturns said:* Spoken like the true Greatest RDCW Champ! All hail King Snarf!
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#580355 - Wed Oct 05 2005 01:51 AM Re: What if God was one of us? [Re: King Snarf]
Son of Mxy Son of Mxy BLASIAN Registered: Thu Mar 04 2004 Posts: 12007	he'll use it to pick up bitches, of course.
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#580356 - Wed Oct 05 2005 05:12 AM Re: What if God was one of us? [Re: Son of Mxy]
Jason E. Perkins Jason E. Perkins Your death will make me king! Registered: Mon Jan 20 2003 Posts: 22578	I wouldn't call God anything to God's face, no. I don't think I could. I'd ask God what I have to do to get into Heaven, if at all possible. I'm selfish like that.
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#580357 - Wed Oct 05 2005 05:17 AM Re: What if God was one of us? [Re: Anonymous One]
klinton klinton Tabarnak! Registered: Sun Jun 01 2003 Posts: 7208 Loc: Montreal	Quote: *Anonymous One said:* You're not supposed to be able to pronounce his name. You substitute "Adonai" in place of Yahweh everytime you come across it. Well, then it's a good thing I'm not Jewish then, isn't it? The idea of not addressing God by his name was a construct of the Pharasies and by no means dictated by Yahweh Himself, who wished His name to be 'sanctified in every nation'. If karma's a bitch, it will be my bitch!
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#580358 - Wed Oct 05 2005 05:55 AM Re: What if God was one of us? [Re: klinton]
Irwin Schwab Irwin Schwab Sigh Registered: Thu Oct 19 2000 Posts: 50000 Loc: Multiverse	Yet you can't understand the part of the bible where it says not to be porking other dudes!
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