#445821
- Fri Mar 11 2005 10:35 AM
Re: No woman will ever want me.
[Re: PrincessElisa]
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Pig Iran
Kisser Of John Byrne Ass
Registered: Sat Feb 10 2001
Posts: 15693
Loc: Salma Hayek's Heaving Bosom
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PrincessElisa said:
My first name's Ashley...does that help 
Ushis????
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#445822
- Fri Mar 11 2005 10:38 AM
Re: No woman will ever want me.
[Re: King Snarf]
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MisterJLA
I broke Sikkbones...
Registered: Wed Sep 26 2001
Posts: 30263
Loc: On a lonely planet spinning it...
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King Snarf said:
I was out tonight, and for whatever reason, I strike up some small talk with a random woman (pigs must have been flying). While it didn't go absolutely badly (she smiled when she talked to me), I couldn't even get her name, much less anything else. Which leads me to ask "What the fuck is wrong with me?" My friend Nicole tried to cheer me up with "Maybe there's something wrong with her", which I suppose would make sense, except for the fact that EVERY woman that I've ever been interested in romantically/ sexually has rejected me in some form or another, leading me to believe that it's me there's something wrong with and not the entire female gender. For the past 15 minutes I've been trying to stop crying, and I haven't been entirely successful.
All I've ever wanted was someone to be in love with, and have that same person be in love with me, and I'm starting to realize that that is never going to happen.
My advice: heterosexual women like guys that have a set of balls.
Find yours, and you'll be set.
Really though, it appears that you're trying too hard, and are way too sensitive.
You should try macking up on your Nicole buddy.
"Are you eating it...or is it eating you?" 
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#445823
- Fri Mar 11 2005 10:41 AM
Re: No woman will ever want me.
[Re: Jim Jackson]
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Pig Iran
Kisser Of John Byrne Ass
Registered: Sat Feb 10 2001
Posts: 15693
Loc: Salma Hayek's Heaving Bosom
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Jim Jackson said:
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King Snarf said:
I used to work at Bath & Body Works
And I'm the gay guy???????!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 
A guy working at B&BW...that is such a gay job.
Sorry, Snarfy you should work at best buy or circuit city..I hear guys get all the babes their because.."women don't know electronics' so you need to 'splain things to them which can give you an entry to the conversation...
Toys r Us is also a good place to work if you don't mind single mom's..
bars are really only good for one nighters and such...I not being into that generally don't go out of my way to meet women there..which is good because they are usually intrigued by that...
and remember..there is nothing wrong with you..chicks like hairy guys, bald guys, fat guys, skinny guys, musclemen..whatever there are women with fetishes and preferences just like men..
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#445824
- Fri Mar 11 2005 12:12 PM
Re: No woman will ever want me.
[Re: Ultimate Jaburg53]
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Grimm
lost in time
Registered: Thu Jun 13 2002
Posts: 18621
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Ultimate Jaburg53 said:
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Grimm said:
Bars generally are not the best place to go looking for women if you're after something more than a fling. Try some other kinds of places. Coffee shops, I dunno. . .
Learn to work the supermarkets!
Produce section!
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#445825
- Fri Mar 11 2005 12:13 PM
Re: No woman will ever want me.
[Re: Grimm]
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PJP
Go Jankees!
Registered: Tue May 06 2003
Posts: 31928
Loc: Perfectville: Population 1
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melons more specifically.
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#445827
- Fri Mar 11 2005 01:48 PM
Re: No woman will ever want me.
[Re: PrincessElisa]
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thedoctor
Timelord. Drunkard.
Registered: Sat Jun 22 2002
Posts: 20492
Loc: In the T.A.R.D.I.S.
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Does our love mean nothing to you? 
whomod said: I generally don't like it when people decide to play by the rules against people who don't play by the rules. It tends to put you immediately at a disadvantage and IMO is a sign of true weakness. This is true both in politics and on the internet." Our Friendly Neighborhood Ray-man said: "no, the doctor's right. besides, he has seniority."
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