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#445978 - Wed Aug 23 2006 01:23 AM Re: No woman will ever want me. [Re: rex]
King Snarf
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Well, I asked two girls for the email addresses, which they gave me. I wasn't confident in my psuedo-player skills to ask for digits; that would require a tad more booze, which I shall consume next time.

Knutreturns said: Spoken like the true Greatest RDCW Champ!

All hail King Snarf!


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#445979 - Wed Aug 23 2006 02:49 AM Re: No woman will ever want me. [Re: King Snarf]
sneaky bunny
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Registered: Mon Sep 29 2003
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but did they both have two hands?

And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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#445980 - Wed Aug 23 2006 07:46 AM Re: No woman will ever want me. [Re: sneaky bunny]
Nöwheremän
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Registered: Mon Oct 08 2001
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Loc: Fuckingham Palace!
Yes, but no eyes!
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#445981 - Wed Aug 23 2006 08:18 AM Re: No woman will ever want me. [Re: Nöwheremän]
Nöwheremän
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Snarf took this photo of the women he was chatting up!

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#445982 - Wed Aug 23 2006 04:52 PM Re: No woman will ever want me. [Re: sneaky bunny]
King Snarf
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Quote:

sneaky bunny said:
but did they both have two hands?




Yes!

Knutreturns said: Spoken like the true Greatest RDCW Champ!

All hail King Snarf!


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#445983 - Wed Aug 23 2006 04:53 PM Re: No woman will ever want me. [Re: Nöwheremän]
King Snarf
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Quote:

Nowhereman said:
Snarf took this photo of the women he was chatting up!





Nowhereman found out my shameful secret. The girls were in fact red x's.

Knutreturns said: Spoken like the true Greatest RDCW Champ!

All hail King Snarf!


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#445984 - Wed Aug 23 2006 05:06 PM Re: No woman will ever want me. [Re: King Snarf]
Son of Mxy
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Registered: Thu Mar 04 2004
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Hey guys, I want to learn how to pick up women!

I don't go to bars so maybe you can teach me stuff about meeting women in comic book shops.


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#445985 - Wed Aug 23 2006 05:14 PM Re: No woman will ever want me. [Re: Son of Mxy]
King Snarf
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Loc: Philly Motherfuckin PA!
Well, first you'll have to find a comic shop that girls go to. That might take you a while. After that, you're on your own.

Knutreturns said: Spoken like the true Greatest RDCW Champ!

All hail King Snarf!


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#445986 - Wed Aug 23 2006 07:46 PM Re: No woman will ever want me. [Re: King Snarf]
Nöwheremän
Offline Magic basement king

Registered: Mon Oct 08 2001
Posts: 47142
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Asking advice about women from Snarf, is like asking about advice on hair from...........well, Snarf!
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#445987 - Fri Feb 16 2007 09:01 AM Re: No woman will ever want me. [Re: rex]
PJP
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Registered: Tue May 06 2003
Posts: 31928
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Quote:

rex said:
Quote:

King Snarf said:
I was out tonight, and for whatever reason, I strike up some small talk with a random woman (pigs must have been flying). While it didn't go absolutely badly (she smiled when she talked to me), I couldn't even get her name, much less anything else. Which leads me to ask "What the fuck is wrong with me?" My friend Nicole tried to cheer me up with "Maybe there's something wrong with her", which I suppose would make sense, except for the fact that EVERY woman that I've ever been interested in romantically/ sexually has rejected me in some form or another, leading me to believe that it's me there's something wrong with and not the entire female gender. For the past 15 minutes I've been trying to stop crying, and I haven't been entirely successful.

All I've ever wanted was someone to be in love with, and have that same person be in love with me, and I'm starting to realize that that is never going to happen.





This is the funniest thing I've read all day. It easily beats out anything related to the pretty princess. March 10, 2005 will go down as the greatest day in RKMBS history.



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