#445788
- Fri Mar 11 2005 02:50 AM
No woman will ever want me.
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King Snarf
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Registered: Mon Nov 03 2003
Posts: 12353
Loc: Philly Motherfuckin PA!
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I was out tonight, and for whatever reason, I strike up some small talk with a random woman (pigs must have been flying). While it didn't go absolutely badly (she smiled when she talked to me), I couldn't even get her name, much less anything else. Which leads me to ask "What the fuck is wrong with me?" My friend Nicole tried to cheer me up with "Maybe there's something wrong with her", which I suppose would make sense, except for the fact that EVERY woman that I've ever been interested in romantically/ sexually has rejected me in some form or another, leading me to believe that it's me there's something wrong with and not the entire female gender. For the past 15 minutes I've been trying to stop crying, and I haven't been entirely successful.
All I've ever wanted was someone to be in love with, and have that same person be in love with me, and I'm starting to realize that that is never going to happen.
Knutreturns said: Spoken like the true Greatest RDCW Champ!
All hail King Snarf!
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#445789
- Fri Mar 11 2005 02:53 AM
Re: No woman will ever want me.
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PJP
Go Jankees!
Registered: Tue May 06 2003
Posts: 31928
Loc: Perfectville: Population 1
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I can't do it........so many things I want to say right now......but even I am not that cruel........so many good one liners down the drain.
Hang in there Snarfy.
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#445790
- Fri Mar 11 2005 02:54 AM
Re: No woman will ever want me.
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PJP
Go Jankees!
Registered: Tue May 06 2003
Posts: 31928
Loc: Perfectville: Population 1
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Snarfy
you have to show no fear with women......they can smell fear and they don't like it.
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#445791
- Fri Mar 11 2005 02:59 AM
Re: No woman will ever want me.
[Re: King Snarf]
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rex
Left blank because most people don't get references from TV shows other than Doctor Who
Registered: Sun Jun 13 2004
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Quote:
King Snarf said:
I was out tonight, and for whatever reason, I strike up some small talk with a random woman (pigs must have been flying). While it didn't go absolutely badly (she smiled when she talked to me), I couldn't even get her name, much less anything else. Which leads me to ask "What the fuck is wrong with me?" My friend Nicole tried to cheer me up with "Maybe there's something wrong with her", which I suppose would make sense, except for the fact that EVERY woman that I've ever been interested in romantically/ sexually has rejected me in some form or another, leading me to believe that it's me there's something wrong with and not the entire female gender. For the past 15 minutes I've been trying to stop crying, and I haven't been entirely successful.
All I've ever wanted was someone to be in love with, and have that same person be in love with me, and I'm starting to realize that that is never going to happen.
This is the funniest thing I've read all day. It easily beats out anything related to the pretty princess. March 10, 2005 will go down as the greatest day in RKMBS history.
November 6th, 2012: Americas new Independence Day.
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#445793
- Fri Mar 11 2005 03:01 AM
Re: No woman will ever want me.
[Re: rex]
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King Snarf
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Registered: Mon Nov 03 2003
Posts: 12353
Loc: Philly Motherfuckin PA!
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Quote:
rex said:
Quote:
King Snarf said:
I was out tonight, and for whatever reason, I strike up some small talk with a random woman (pigs must have been flying). While it didn't go absolutely badly (she smiled when she talked to me), I couldn't even get her name, much less anything else. Which leads me to ask "What the fuck is wrong with me?" My friend Nicole tried to cheer me up with "Maybe there's something wrong with her", which I suppose would make sense, except for the fact that EVERY woman that I've ever been interested in romantically/ sexually has rejected me in some form or another, leading me to believe that it's me there's something wrong with and not the entire female gender. For the past 15 minutes I've been trying to stop crying, and I haven't been entirely successful.
All I've ever wanted was someone to be in love with, and have that same person be in love with me, and I'm starting to realize that that is never going to happen.
This is the funniest thing I've read all day. It easily beats out anything related to the pretty princess. March 10, 2005 will go down as the greatest day in RKMBS history.
Well, I'm glad someone's happy. Me, I don't feel much like smiling and I doubt I will for a long time.
Knutreturns said: Spoken like the true Greatest RDCW Champ!
All hail King Snarf!
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