In this thread we put things that are somebody might think are witty and/or thruthful, but they aren't and they're downright stupid. I'll start!
Smile! you're on Candid Camera!
"Political correctness is a doctrine, fostered by a delusional, illogical minority, and rapidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end."
- Some person