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#1110326 - Wed Mar 10 2010 06:28 AM Re: Batman:Return of Bruce Wayne cover gallery [Re: Wonder Boy]
Nöwheremän
Offline Magic basement king

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 Originally Posted By: Wonder Boy
 Originally Posted By: Nöwheremän
What the fuck does 5 have to do with clockwork orange?
Its obviously a detective in the classic pulp/noir style.
Oh, and in this world, the shiny thing is usually referred to as 'A Torch'.

And 6 is obviously the end of the story with him returning to the modern day.

I dont even read comics anymore, and I can understand what its about.


I wrote what I did before I read the series descriptions that I linked.
Knowing that he started as cave-Batman and worked his way forward in time,
I figured out that the last image was Batman returning to his normal
modern persona.

And the 'film noir' one isn't obvious to me even now, except for the 1930's era
setting, obvious only by the the Zeppelin. I could have as easily guessed
a "gangs of New York" Batman, by the hat. To me it's a pretty lame film-noir
outfit. I jokingly said Clockwork Orange, because of the hat, which at a
glance could be mistaken for a derby.
And what you describe as a "torch" in his hand is also ambiguous and poorly
done. It could just as easily be a glittering jewel, a flashlight, a small
lantern, or something supernatural giving a glow like Green Lantern's power
ring.

Why did you have to look this up as if its new news?
The whole Batman through time, returns to modern day has been known for months now.
As I say, I havent read comics for nearly 10 years now, and even I had heard of it.

And as for the noir image, if you really think that its that vague, then I suggest you need either a better monitor or glasses.
For starters, the torch is highly recognisable as a torch.
The outfit itself just screams the likes of The Spirit and Doctor Occult etc, who were very much either from that genre or were based on it visually.

And to mistake a hat with very straight, squared off lines for a bowler hat, which is round, also suggests you have either a shit monitor or shit eyes.

ps:Mxy is correct on the twat comment. Just ask rex.

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#1110338 - Wed Mar 10 2010 01:44 PM Re: Batman:Return of Bruce Wayne cover gallery [Re: Nöwheremän]
Prometheus
Offline The Pipe of Rassilon

Registered: Sat Feb 10 2001
Posts: 23454
Loc: The 21st Century
Isn't a torch also called a flashlight?



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#1110339 - Wed Mar 10 2010 01:45 PM Re: Batman:Return of Bruce Wayne cover gallery [Re: Wonder Boy]
Prometheus
Offline The Pipe of Rassilon

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Loc: The 21st Century
 Originally Posted By: Wonder Boy
It could just as easily be a glittering jewel, a flashlight, a small lantern, or a man's throbbing cock.



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#1110340 - Wed Mar 10 2010 01:46 PM Re: Batman:Return of Bruce Wayne cover gallery [Re: Prometheus]
Prometheus
Offline The Pipe of Rassilon

Registered: Sat Feb 10 2001
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Yeah, a torch is a flashlight.



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#1110382 - Wed Mar 10 2010 10:50 PM Re: Batman:Return of Bruce Wayne cover gallery [Re: Prometheus]
Wonder Boy
Offline rex's personal obsession

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 Originally Posted By: Prometheus (paraphrasing WB)
 Originally Posted By: Wonder Boy
It could just as easily be a glittering jewel, a flashlight, a small lantern, or a man's throbbing cock.


That's quite a cock obsession you're developing, Pro.

Sometimes a light --by any source-- is not the cock you fantasize it to be.

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#1110385 - Wed Mar 10 2010 11:34 PM Re: Batman:Return of Bruce Wayne cover gallery [Re: Wonder Boy]
Im Not Mister Mxyzptlk
Offline devil-lovin' Bat-Man

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"Sometimes a light --by any source-- is not the cock you fantasize it to be."
-Dave the Wonder Boy. The voice of experience.

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#1110412 - Thu Mar 11 2010 05:39 AM Re: Batman:Return of Bruce Wayne cover gallery [Re: Im Not Mister Mxyzptlk]
Son of Mxy
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very deep!


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#1110414 - Thu Mar 11 2010 05:44 AM Re: Batman:Return of Bruce Wayne cover gallery [Re: Son of Mxy]
Nöwheremän
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#1110471 - Thu Mar 11 2010 06:22 PM Re: Batman:Return of Bruce Wayne cover gallery [Re: Nöwheremän]
Prometheus
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\:lol\:



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#1111170 - Thu Mar 18 2010 02:21 AM Re: Batman:Return of Bruce Wayne cover gallery [Re: Prometheus]
The YouTube video poster
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