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#1083876 - Sun Sep 13 2009 01:13 AM Gawd I hate MGS4
Pariah
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Registered: Sun Sep 07 2003
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I just hate this fucking game so damn much.

I'm lost without the sig divider.

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#1083879 - Sun Sep 13 2009 01:28 AM Re: Gawd I hate MGS4 [Re: Pariah]
King Snarf
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Registered: Mon Nov 03 2003
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Loc: Philly Motherfuckin PA!
Is it the long ass cut scenes, the batshit crazy story, or some combination thereof?

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#1083880 - Sun Sep 13 2009 01:31 AM Re: Gawd I hate MGS4 [Re: King Snarf]
Prometheus
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Registered: Sat Feb 10 2001
Posts: 23454
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Fuck you both, it's the most awesome thing I've played this year.

And Pariah, for someone who hates it, I've seen you playing it on the PS3 network/friend list for about two or three hours tonight. Do you hate it because it's virtual crack? Or because the bad ass fight scenes make you want to fuck a pillow, but you're afraid of putting down the controller because of the stunning, unexpected interactivity?




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#1083882 - Sun Sep 13 2009 01:38 AM Re: Gawd I hate MGS4 [Re: Prometheus]
rex
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"MGS 4 is a 22 hour G.I. Joe movie written by a liberal Ayn Rand"


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#1083883 - Sun Sep 13 2009 01:39 AM Re: Gawd I hate MGS4 [Re: Prometheus]
Pariah
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I hate it......BECAUSE IT DRIVES ME INSANE!!

I wan to get rid of it--BUT I CAN'T!!

AND IT ALWAYS MAKES ME CRY AT THE END!!!

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#1083884 - Sun Sep 13 2009 01:40 AM Re: Gawd I hate MGS4 [Re: Pariah]
Pariah
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I was gonna sell it next week because I had come to the conclusion that it sucked as a game and as a story.

So I decided to play it for the last time in the past few days.

All that ended up doing was reminding me why I kept the broken piece of shit. Piloting Metal Gear Rex was worth the price of admission alone dammit!

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#1083885 - Sun Sep 13 2009 01:41 AM Re: Gawd I hate MGS4 [Re: Pariah]
Pariah
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I can handle long cutscenes, but the gameplay itself is so broken and short and cluttered with crap--AHHH!!

I'm lost without the sig divider.

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#1083888 - Sun Sep 13 2009 01:43 AM Re: Gawd I hate MGS4 [Re: Pariah]
Pariah
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And the story--dear God the story!

He struggled so much to include every damn loose end that he ended up explaining a shitload of stuff that simply didn't NEED explanation!

Whenever a question popped up about a big mystery, it always turned out to be nanos--that's become the ultimate deus ex machina.

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#1083889 - Sun Sep 13 2009 01:46 AM Re: Gawd I hate MGS4 [Re: Pariah]
Pariah
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And that Johnny-Meryl thing, Rosemary, the constant explaining and re-explaining of exactly what the war economy is, Drebin and his stupid fucking over-indulgent tales of intrigue about the bitch-warriors--YOU DIDN'T NEED THAT STUFF!!

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#1083892 - Sun Sep 13 2009 01:48 AM Re: Gawd I hate MGS4 [Re: Pariah]
Pariah
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Registered: Sun Sep 07 2003
Posts: 26443
Loc: Fucktard Valley, CA
I mean, the War Economy was a great premise, but you don't have to keep beating it over our fucking heads!

And what the hell was up with Vamp! Do you really believe it was necessary to construct an excuse for his abilities?! It only made his presence feel tired!

"He's not my father! I hate him!"---AAAAAHH!!

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