I was gonna make a comment about your taste in movies, but then I remembered that black people get skittish when they see anyone working.





I'll bet you would've liked it if that'd been a black man...

"I believe in fried chicken. I believe that Obama's gonna pay my mortgage. I believe that the White Fascist Police State killed Tupac and Biggie. I believe there really is a leprechaun in Alabama, and I'm gonna get all the gold, say yeah! I believe that someone owes me 40 acres and a mule, that crack and AIDS were created to keep the black man down, in the elimination of payment to my baby mama and the DH, and that a big ol' watermelon is the most divine thing a man can have. And now I'm gonna go home, smoke some Newports, and fall asleep. And I'll probably be late for practice tomorrow, if I show up at all. Because we talkin' about PRACTICE. I mean...PRACTICE!!!"

Yeah, so, uh, he was releasing the devil inside. His peeps say it wasn't a suicide (blond).

New York Post:

• As investigators try to determine how actor David Carradine wound up dead in a Bangkok hotel closet with a rope tied around his neck and genitals, it was revealed today that the famous actor was once accused of "deviant sexual behavior" by an ex-wife, according to a new report.
  
  In a review of divorce court filings conducted by the Web site thesmokinggun.com, Carradine's most recent ex-wife once accused him of "deviant sexual behavior which was potentially deadly."
  
  Marina Anderson also alleged in a sworn declaration that Carradine -- best known for the 1970s TV series "Kung Fu" --engaged in an "incestuous relationship with a very close family member."
  
  Anderson's assertion was filed six years ago in Los Angeles Superior Court.

Wow. Deviant masturbation AND incest. This guy must've been Snarf's hero.

Correct on all counts. But, hey, when you can find a way to mix the Alabama leprechaun, "Obama gonna pay my mortgage," and AI's view on practice into one joke, you make that damn joke and to HELL with the allegations!

Joe, we're not prepared to deal with your masturbatory asphyxiation fetishes here. Please stop tearing the board apart...