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#1049640 - Tue Mar 31 2009 11:39 PM Re: omegle [Re: rex]
Im Not Mister Mxyzptlk Moderator
Offline devil-lovin' Bat-Man

Registered: Mon Dec 25 2000
Posts: 32286
Loc: Jacques Brel
You: HELLO
Stranger: HELLO
Stranger: …………………………………………""-^*''''*^~^*'''*^-""
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You: OH FUCK
You: OH FUCK
You: LOOK
You: LOOK, I
You: OH FUCK
You: LOOK I SWEAR
You: FUCK
Stranger: What did you plan on doing here today, exactly?
You: FUCK I SWEAR
You: I SWEAR I DIDNT
You: I SWEAR I
You: OH FUCK
You: OH FUCK
You: .
Stranger: You brought condoms and whipped cream.
You: IM DYING:
You: THIS UH
You: ITS NO EXCUSE I KNOW
Stranger: You also discussed anally raping a cat.
You: BUT I AM
You: LOOk
You: THE CAT WAS BEGGING FOR IT
Stranger: ARE YOU AN ANIMAL PSYCHIC?
Stranger: I didn't think so.
You: PART TIME
You: LOOK
You: MAYBE WE CAN WORK SOMETHING OUT
Stranger: We have the chat logs.
Stranger: SHE'S THIRTEEN.
You: HAVE YOU BEEN WORKING OUT?
Stranger: She told you.
You: YOU LOOK LIKE YOU'VE BEEN WORKING OUT
Stranger: Stop trying to flirt with me, sir.
You: YOU HAVE A LOVELY SMILE YOU KNOW
You: IS THAT
You: WHAT UH
Stranger: This isn't helping you at all.
You: WHAT MOUTH WASH DO YOU USE
Stranger: Have a seat over there.
Stranger: Here, take this towel.
You: I UH OKAY
Stranger: Wrap it around you.
You: DO UH
Stranger: I don't want to see that part.
You: DO YOU WANT ME TO COME ON IT?
Stranger: No.
You: OK THAT WAS MISLEADING
You: THIS IS ENTRAPMENT
You: I AM A LAWYER YOU KNOW
You: IN BRAZIL
Stranger: In the chat logs, you discussed how you drive school busses.
You: EU SOM UN ADBOGADO
Stranger: I don't think you're a lawyer.
You: I AM
Stranger: Stop speaking Spanish, sir.
You: IN BRAZIL.
You: THAT'S PORTUGUESE
Stranger: I'm afraid you divided by zero one too many times.
You: LOOK
You: I HAVE CANDY.
Stranger: Was that part of the plan?
You: THATS NOT THE POINT
Stranger: To lure this THIRTEEN YEAR OLD GIRL
Stranger: and her SEVEN YEAR OLD BROTHER
Stranger: to the bedroom
You: THIS CANDY COULD BE YOURS IF YOU PLAY YOUR CARDS RIGHT
Stranger: and ANALLY RAPE THEM?
You: IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN
Stranger: I DO NOT WANT THE CANDY, SIR.
You: FINE
Stranger: KEEP THE TOWEL WRAPPED AROUND YOU, SIR
Stranger: I DON'T WANT TO SEE YOU
You: OH COME ON
You: YOU'RE EATING ME WITH YOUR EYES
Stranger: YOU'RE NOT EVEN MY TYPE
Stranger: OH SHI-
You: IS IT BECAUSE IM JEWISH?
Stranger: NO
You: ANTI SEMITE
Stranger: IT'S BECAUSE YOUR PENIS IS TINY
You: ITS TINY BECAUSE A RABBI CHOPPED IT
You: YOU IDIOT
Stranger: I COULD BREAK IT WITH MY PINKY
You: LOOK THAT KINDA TALK IS MAKING IT REALLY HARD FOR ME TO UH
You: KEEP IT IN THE TOWEL
Stranger: ………………….._,,-~’’’ŻŻŻ’’~-,,
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You: hawt
Stranger: I know right?
Stranger: Pedobear smiles upon your actions, son
You: YAY
Stranger: I think it's time for you to go now, and meet with the policemen outside
Stranger: keep the towel wrapped around you
You: COME ON
You: YOU KNOW YOU WANT IT
Stranger: GET OUT OF MY HOUSE
Stranger: NO
You: MEET ME IN THE BACK IN FIVE
Stranger: DON'T
You: ;\)
Stranger: DON'T RAPE ME
Stranger: NOOOOOOO
Stranger: NOOOOOOOOO MY ANUSSSSSSSSSSS
You: YESSSSS
You: AHHHHHHHH
Stranger: FUCK I'M BLEEDING
Stranger: SECURITY
You: TAKE MY LOVE NECTAR
Stranger: SECURITY
You: TAKE IT ALL
Stranger: Holy shit, you win
You: MEOWW
Stranger: /b/ or topicless
You: WHAT
You: i mean, what?
Stranger: in the butt?
You: OH
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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#1049641 - Tue Mar 31 2009 11:41 PM Re: omegle [Re: Im Not Mister Mxyzptlk]
Im Not Mister Mxyzptlk Moderator
Offline devil-lovin' Bat-Man

Registered: Mon Dec 25 2000
Posts: 32286
Loc: Jacques Brel
You: hey!
You: I'm maury!
Stranger: hi \:\)
You: What's your name?
Stranger: im tom
You: wow that is a cool name tom
Stranger: same \:\)
You: hey tom can I tell you about something really cool?
Stranger: sure
You: there is someone who loves you a lot tom
You: his name is Jesus
You: do you know about Jesus tom?
Stranger: yes
You: because Jesus knows about YOU!
You: oh.
Stranger: i'm christian \:\)
You: well would you like to know more about Jesus tom?
You: Oh good!
You have disconnected.
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#1049642 - Tue Mar 31 2009 11:45 PM Re: omegle [Re: Im Not Mister Mxyzptlk]
Im Not Mister Mxyzptlk Moderator
Offline devil-lovin' Bat-Man

Registered: Mon Dec 25 2000
Posts: 32286
Loc: Jacques Brel
You: hey what's up?
Stranger: hi
You: what's your name?
Stranger: my name is emma
Stranger: whats yours?
You: I'm Bruce
You: Hi emma!
Stranger: hello ^_^
You: What's up emma?
Stranger: nothing much just on this thing
You: I'm just chillin on my manor
Stranger: a guy just asked me to have cyber sex
Stranger: ugh...
You: LOL!
Stranger: people are such creepers
You: there's all sorts of people here
Stranger: oh i know
You: that's both the joy and the bad side of this thing
You: hold on Al just brought me a sandwich
Stranger: yeah, i guess so
Stranger: okay
You: I just woke up
You: sorry!
You: haven't eaten anything today
Stranger: oh its okay
Stranger: but why cant anyone be normal on this thing bruce?
You: I think some of us are normal
You: Listen, emma
Stranger: oh are you normal?
You: I was gonna stay for a while before doing my rounds
You: but I see the Bat signal is on
You: so I have to go
You: \:\(
Stranger: wait bruce....
You: I'll go catch the joker or something and come back later
Stranger: do you want to uhh....
You: ok?
Stranger: do you want to have some cyber sex before you go?
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#1049643 - Tue Mar 31 2009 11:48 PM Re: omegle [Re: Im Not Mister Mxyzptlk]
Im Not Mister Mxyzptlk Moderator
Offline devil-lovin' Bat-Man

Registered: Mon Dec 25 2000
Posts: 32286
Loc: Jacques Brel
You: hi1
You: i said hi
Stranger: no u said hi1
Stranger: retard
You: yeah
You: but in saying so i said hi
You: so my statement was correct
Stranger: no u said hi1
Stranger: it was not precise.
You: yeah
You: but in saying so i said hi
You: so my statement was correct
Stranger: its not precise
Stranger: EOD U FAT CUNT
You: maybe not
You: but it was correct
You: that's enough for me, edward.
You: I can live with it.
Stranger: hokay \:\(
You: glad we agree
You: let's move on shall we?
You: second order of business:
You: you are a cunt.
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#1049644 - Tue Mar 31 2009 11:56 PM Re: omegle [Re: Im Not Mister Mxyzptlk]
Im Not Mister Mxyzptlk Moderator
Offline devil-lovin' Bat-Man

Registered: Mon Dec 25 2000
Posts: 32286
Loc: Jacques Brel
Stranger: Jesus?
You: yes?
You: who is it?
Stranger: is it really you?
You: what do you want?
You: yeah
Stranger: its me
You: what do you want?
You: who?
You: look im busy
Stranger: dont you know everything?
Stranger: dont you already know what I want?
You: ugh no
You: that's racist
Stranger: you are everywhere and nowhere
You: just because im jesus i have to know everything?
Stranger: you are was and will be
You: no, that's my dad
You: look no
You: that's
You: ugh
You: that's ignorant
Stranger: you dad and holy spirit are all in one
You: and offensive
Stranger: what the fuck, I've been LIED TO
Stranger: fuck you
You: no edward.
You: you've just missunderstood what they tell you
Stranger: AAAAAAAAH dont call me that!
You: they were perfectly clear
You: look, edward
You: is there anything you want?
You: i'm busy
Stranger: I want to know ...
You: there are about 134 million people trying to talk to me right now
You: so spit it out ok?
Stranger: I'm not sure how to ask
You: just do it
You: for fuck's sake
You: look i can't be here all day
You: if you don't say it I'll go away
Stranger: what have you got to do you are dead anyways
Stranger: I want to know if you like pandas
You: look
You: dead people are people too
You: pandas?
Stranger: yes pandas
You: what the fuck is a panda?
Stranger: a fucking black bear with white spots
Stranger: or a fucking white bear with black spots
Stranger: jesus fucking christ
You: what? it's a sex act with a bear?
You: LOOK!
You: that's not my name!
Stranger: oops that slipepd sorry
Stranger: !
You: my middle name is horatio!
You: not fucking!
You: anyways
Stranger: \:\(
You: to answer your question
Stranger: ok, I really want to know why I have a small penis
You: no, I do not like to fuck bears
You: white or otherwise
You: you have a small penis because you fuck bears
Stranger: I dont fuck bears
You: have you given oral sex to a bear?
You: there you go
Stranger: that was a "breaking the ice" question
You: what?
Stranger: you mean I should?
You: well yeah
Stranger: ho wmany times do I get to talk to god?
You: once
Stranger: you m ean I can just walk in and ask "why do I haev a small penis?"
You: then you're fucked
Stranger: are you insane

You: no, I'm dead
Stranger: touche
You: look is there anything else?
Stranger: so back to the penis
You: ok...
Stranger: I WANT A BLACK COCK GOD DAMN IT
You: ah what the hell
Stranger: actually, make it a horse cock
You: too late
Stranger: snap
You: I already gave you a black cock
Stranger: AH!
You: check your ass
Stranger: it is you!
You: LOL!
You: OMG
Stranger: LOL damn!
Stranger: HAHAHAH
You: LOL!
Stranger: HAHAHAH
You: no really.
Stranger: damn dude I want expecting that
You: check your ass.
Stranger: lol wtf
Stranger: hHAHAHAHAHAH
You: go ahead.
You: you won't be laughing so hard.
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#1049665 - Wed Apr 01 2009 04:52 AM Re: omegle [Re: Im Not Mister Mxyzptlk]
Im Not Mister Mxyzptlk Moderator
Offline devil-lovin' Bat-Man

Registered: Mon Dec 25 2000
Posts: 32286
Loc: Jacques Brel
(Note: I'm "You")

Stranger: hello
You: paul?
Stranger: yes
Stranger: how did you know
You: this is megan, are you the paul I was talking to?
Stranger: no
Stranger: i mean yes
You: oh ok sorry
You: what?
Stranger: megan
Stranger: is that you
You: are you serious?
Stranger: are you?
You: paul is that you?
Stranger: yes megan my long lost love
Stranger: it is me
You: what happened??
Stranger: paul
You: why did you disconnect??
Stranger: my router messed up
Stranger: i had to reset it
You: oh my god hahahaha
You: i was so worried!
Stranger: its ok im back
You: i've been looking for like 10 minutes
Stranger: this was like my 3rd try
You: i swear I was about to call the cops
You: wow!
You: hahahaha
You: oh god
You: \:\)
Stranger: \:\)
You: so what happened??
You: was it just a cat?
Stranger: i won
Stranger: yeah
You: thats a relief
You: you closed anyway right?
Stranger: youre telling me
You: did you?
Stranger: yeah
You: good \:\)
You: i was really worried about you
You: but i didn't wanna call the number at this hour
Stranger: thank you
You: if you didnt pick up i swear
You: i was gonna call the cops
Stranger: wait
Stranger: did you say paul
Stranger: my name is sau
You: i dont even know where you live
Stranger: saul
You: haha
You: so when can we talk?
Stranger: NOW
You: really??
Stranger: sure
You: ok I'll call
You: :))))))
Stranger: otay
Stranger: your voice is as beautiful as the heavens themselves
You: pick up
You: what?
Stranger: i mean
You: lol pick up already
Stranger: sorry im on the phone with mallory
You: who's mallory?
Stranger: my ex
You: at this hour??
Stranger: uh
Stranger: yeah
You: didn't you say your ex was stephanie or something?
You: should I bother calling again or not?
Stranger: i dont just have one ex
You: \:\/ you said you did....
Stranger: maybe tommorow its kinda late
You: oh ok
You: not too late for mallory i guess \:\(
Stranger: never too late for mallory \:\)
You: are you ashamed to pick up?
Stranger: FAIL
You: I swear I'll make it worth it
You: look
You: just pick up so I stop worrying
Stranger: oooh i love phone sex
You: cause part of me still doesn't believe you're you
Stranger: how did you find out about this site?
You: i don't know, someone told me
You: paul
You: are you you?
Stranger: i am me
Stranger: Saul
You: ok then I'll call again
You: and you'll pick up the phone
You: ok?
Stranger: but
Stranger: but
You: ok?
Stranger: mallory...
Stranger: she has huge knockers
You: you're not talking to mallory and chatting!
You: at the same time!
You: that's crazy
Stranger: YES I AM
You: lol no you're not
Stranger: i totally iz
You: i just want to hear you tell me that you're okay
Stranger: im okay
You: your voice
Stranger: are you on a pc or mac?
You: pc
You: but you know that \:\/
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: you just told me
You: then why did you ask?
You: ARE YOU PAUL?
Stranger: i cant haz a question
You: IF YOU'RE NOT PAUL I SHOULD CALL THE COPS
Stranger: I AM SAUL!!!!!!
You: oh god
You: you're not him you evil idiot
You: i should have called them 20 minutes ago you fucking asshole
You: fuck you
You: fuck you
Stranger: Im sorry
Stranger: you should call them
Stranger: sorry
You: FUCK YOU
Stranger: what happened to paul?
You have disconnected.
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#1049703 - Wed Apr 01 2009 12:05 PM Re: omegle [Re: Im Not Mister Mxyzptlk]
Stupid Doog
Offline Doog the Mighty

Registered: Sat May 17 2003
Posts: 9054
Loc: 48° 4? 2? N, 12° 51? 49? E
 Originally Posted By: Im Not Mister Mxyzptlk
You: HELLO
Stranger: HELLO
Stranger: …………………………………………""-^*''''*^~^*'''*^-""
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You: OH FUCK
You: OH FUCK
You: LOOK
You: LOOK, I
You: OH FUCK
You: LOOK I SWEAR
You: FUCK
Stranger: What did you plan on doing here today, exactly?
You: FUCK I SWEAR
You: I SWEAR I DIDNT
You: I SWEAR I
You: OH FUCK
You: OH FUCK
You: .
Stranger: You brought condoms and whipped cream.
You: IM DYING:
You: THIS UH
You: ITS NO EXCUSE I KNOW
Stranger: You also discussed anally raping a cat.
You: BUT I AM
You: LOOk
You: THE CAT WAS BEGGING FOR IT
Stranger: ARE YOU AN ANIMAL PSYCHIC?
Stranger: I didn't think so.
You: PART TIME
You: LOOK
You: MAYBE WE CAN WORK SOMETHING OUT
Stranger: We have the chat logs.
Stranger: SHE'S THIRTEEN.
You: HAVE YOU BEEN WORKING OUT?
Stranger: She told you.
You: YOU LOOK LIKE YOU'VE BEEN WORKING OUT
Stranger: Stop trying to flirt with me, sir.
You: YOU HAVE A LOVELY SMILE YOU KNOW
You: IS THAT
You: WHAT UH
Stranger: This isn't helping you at all.
You: WHAT MOUTH WASH DO YOU USE
Stranger: Have a seat over there.
Stranger: Here, take this towel.
You: I UH OKAY
Stranger: Wrap it around you.
You: DO UH
Stranger: I don't want to see that part.
You: DO YOU WANT ME TO COME ON IT?
Stranger: No.
You: OK THAT WAS MISLEADING
You: THIS IS ENTRAPMENT
You: I AM A LAWYER YOU KNOW
You: IN BRAZIL
Stranger: In the chat logs, you discussed how you drive school busses.
You: EU SOM UN ADBOGADO
Stranger: I don't think you're a lawyer.
You: I AM
Stranger: Stop speaking Spanish, sir.
You: IN BRAZIL.
You: THAT'S PORTUGUESE
Stranger: I'm afraid you divided by zero one too many times.
You: LOOK
You: I HAVE CANDY.
Stranger: Was that part of the plan?
You: THATS NOT THE POINT
Stranger: To lure this THIRTEEN YEAR OLD GIRL
Stranger: and her SEVEN YEAR OLD BROTHER
Stranger: to the bedroom
You: THIS CANDY COULD BE YOURS IF YOU PLAY YOUR CARDS RIGHT
Stranger: and ANALLY RAPE THEM?
You: IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN
Stranger: I DO NOT WANT THE CANDY, SIR.
You: FINE
Stranger: KEEP THE TOWEL WRAPPED AROUND YOU, SIR
Stranger: I DON'T WANT TO SEE YOU
You: OH COME ON
You: YOU'RE EATING ME WITH YOUR EYES
Stranger: YOU'RE NOT EVEN MY TYPE
Stranger: OH SHI-
You: IS IT BECAUSE IM JEWISH?
Stranger: NO
You: ANTI SEMITE
Stranger: IT'S BECAUSE YOUR PENIS IS TINY
You: ITS TINY BECAUSE A RABBI CHOPPED IT
You: YOU IDIOT
Stranger: I COULD BREAK IT WITH MY PINKY
You: LOOK THAT KINDA TALK IS MAKING IT REALLY HARD FOR ME TO UH
You: KEEP IT IN THE TOWEL
Stranger: ………………….._,,-~’’’ŻŻŻ’’~-,,
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You: hawt
Stranger: I know right?
Stranger: Pedobear smiles upon your actions, son
You: YAY
Stranger: I think it's time for you to go now, and meet with the policemen outside
Stranger: keep the towel wrapped around you
You: COME ON
You: YOU KNOW YOU WANT IT
Stranger: GET OUT OF MY HOUSE
Stranger: NO
You: MEET ME IN THE BACK IN FIVE
Stranger: DON'T
You: ;\)
Stranger: DON'T RAPE ME
Stranger: NOOOOOOO
Stranger: NOOOOOOOOO MY ANUSSSSSSSSSSS
You: YESSSSS
You: AHHHHHHHH
Stranger: FUCK I'M BLEEDING
Stranger: SECURITY
You: TAKE MY LOVE NECTAR
Stranger: SECURITY
You: TAKE IT ALL
Stranger: Holy shit, you win
You: MEOWW
Stranger: /b/ or topicless
You: WHAT
You: i mean, what?
Stranger: in the butt?
You: OH
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


I lol'd!
"Political correctness is a doctrine, fostered by a delusional, illogical minority, and rapidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end."

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#1049704 - Wed Apr 01 2009 12:11 PM Re: omegle [Re: Stupid Doog]
rex Moderator
Online nerdy Left blank because most people don't get references from TV shows other than Doctor Who

Registered: Sun Jun 13 2004
Posts: 41960
You: Hi!
Stranger: let's talk soup
You: I'd rather not.
Stranger: tomato i my favourite
Stranger: \:\(
You: I had a bad experience with soup.
Stranger: what happened?
Stranger: quick my soups getting cold
You: My grandmother died while eating soup. I was the one who found her body.
Stranger: i am so sorry \:\(
You: She was dead for three days.
Stranger: what soup was she eating
Stranger: i bet it was that damn CHICkcen soup
You: That's not funny.
You: Why do you have to be so insensitive?
Stranger: bah i'm no good with soup-related deaths \:\(
You: You're a bad person
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#1049770 - Wed Apr 01 2009 09:39 PM Re: omegle [Re: rex]
Uschi
Offline faggot

Registered: Fri Mar 07 2003
Posts: 24056
Loc: up the butt
Stranger: Hello
You: sup?
Stranger: P/B?
Stranger: Soap?
Stranger: I like soap
You: i love peanutbutter!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Old men, fear me! You will shatter under my ruthless apathetic assault!

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Old Men - 0

"I am convinced that this world is of no importance, and that the only people who care about dates are imbeciles and Spanish teachers." -- Jean Arp, 1921

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#1049773 - Wed Apr 01 2009 10:13 PM Re: omegle [Re: Uschi]
Uschi
Offline faggot

Registered: Fri Mar 07 2003
Posts: 24056
Loc: up the butt
Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
You: hiya
You: you like cowboys?
Stranger: no
You: me neither!
You: FUCK COWBOYS!
Stranger: \o/
You: that is a cheer!
You: I think
Stranger: oh
Stranger: sorry
Stranger: FUCK COWBOYS!
You: YEAHHH!
Stranger: [drinks beer]
You: Can't you see what I'm trying to tell you, I LOVE TYOU!
You: YOU
You: I also love beer
Stranger: OMG *-*
Stranger: i love you too
You: what beer you drinking?
You: WE LOVE EACHOTHER!
You: I has no beer
You: but I has whiskey
Stranger: i do
Stranger: but u wont know it
You: tell me
Stranger: cause its from brazil
You: you the Brazillian again?
Stranger: dunno
You: prolly not
You: they never wrote anything
Stranger: there are lots of brazilians here i think
Stranger: who are you ?
Stranger: \:\)
Stranger: i mean
Stranger: ur name
You: Im a brazillian!
You: Uschio
Stranger: :o
You: Uschi
Stranger: \o/
You: there's a famous porn star
You: Uschi Delelliiogfoudno[i
You: I forget her last name
You: that is not me
Stranger: humm
You: but I am Uschi
You: she has huge boobs
Stranger: huuh
You: I also have huge boobs
Stranger: nice
Stranger: i dont \:\(
You: you must be jealous
You: of mah melons
Stranger: i think that is cause im a male
You: that's a good reson for no boobies
Stranger: but im not sure
Stranger: x)
You: :D
You: I also have a large penis
You: and a small one
Stranger: =D
Stranger: =O
Stranger: 2 penis ?
You: the big one is in my butt
You: and one left nut
You: it gets bloody when I'm on the rag
You: how many penis YOU have?
Stranger: humm
Stranger: i have only one \:\(
You: I think that is the appropriate number
Stranger: probably
Stranger: well, i think so
You: but I like two
You: or three
You: if the mood is right
Stranger: humm
You: yeah, I give hummers
You: you too then?
You: hard to breathe tho
Stranger: dont know hummers \:\(
Stranger: mean, dont know the meaning
You: I like blowing smaller dick
You: is fellatio
Stranger: why that ?
You: it is easier to get the whole thing in
You: a big one I gag too much
You: need a small one, 6 or 7 inch max!
You: LOL!
Stranger: aw, but the fun thing is beeing hard
Stranger: \:\/
You: you get hard for bees?
You: wot?
You: do they sting you on the peenor?
Stranger: nah,
You: or did you mean Peeing hard?
Stranger: i dont like bees
You: my vagina houses bees
Stranger: Noo..
Stranger: =O
You: if you no like them
You: do not put your penis in there
You: a good suggestion
Stranger: i put some repelent
You: I like how they tickle
Stranger: =O
You: they tickle my vajayjay
Stranger: may hurt
You: no, I has good bees
Stranger: Humm
Stranger: ah
Stranger: so ok
You: they tickle my butthole too!
Stranger: i dont mind
You: you can give tem bee kisses!
Stranger: for sure
You: on my vag
You: kisses to the bees
You: so they do not feel alone
Stranger: do they like honey ?
You: and get sad
You: they love honey!
You: they is bees!
Stranger: yeah
You: they also like bacon
Stranger: i love honey too
Stranger: humm
You: hmmmm!
You: that wut bees say!
You: no wait
You: that BUZZ
Stranger: honey+bacon+vagina = delicious
You: YUSSS!
You: I knew I loved you
Stranger: + bees
Stranger: i forgot
Stranger: sorry
You: PLUSBEES!
You: yes
You: bees make it magical
Stranger: yes
You: put a bee on your vagina
You: I promis you like
Stranger: i dont have a vagina \:\/
You: NO?!
Stranger: can i put one at yours ?
You: ONE peeniz and NO VAGINA!
You: yus
You: you can tickle my vag wit bees!
Stranger: im sure id love to
You: ME TOO!
You: be careful of the testicle tjho
You: it is very sensitive
Stranger: bees dont like testicle ?
You: no they sting!
Stranger: =O
You: OMGUS!
Stranger: even if i put honey on it ?
You: yes
You: they smell boy parts
You: and they get jealous
Stranger: =(
You: they do not have testical big like mine!
You: but they love the girl bits
You: they pussywhipped
You: queen bees and all that
You: they fear the scrot
Stranger: soo, if i get my penis in a girls vagina they would sting me ?
Stranger: \:\(
You: that why I say keep peen out!
You: I has bees there!
You: not all girls has bees
You: some has crabs
Stranger: but, but \:\(
You: butt is an option
Stranger: yes
You: I can poo furst
Stranger: but dunno
You: and warsh it out
You: so it clean
Stranger: isnt it better for u in vajayjya ?
You: I dunno
Stranger: beside the bees ?
You: clit most important
You: plus I regularly orgasm taking a poo
You: so...
You: I like to poo
Stranger: humm
Stranger: :D
You: make me grunt like pig-dog!
You: sometimes drool
Stranger: no, thats nice
You: so I poo furst
Stranger: i like to see girls pooing
You: get there furst
You: oh,. you wanna watch?
Stranger: if u let me
Stranger: \:\)
You: you like seeing the thick
You: browm
Stranger: submarine
You: log stickin out her ass?
You: an her butt clenching it?
Stranger: id prefer to see the thick
You: like a gaping feesh?
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: really nice
Stranger: i get hard with it
You: I poot mah hand in my undies jus then
Stranger: humm
You: an clench mah fingers in mah butt
You: they smells like poop
Stranger: hummm
Stranger: delicious
You: LOL
You: 1stranger 1cup!
Stranger: lick it
Stranger: lol
You: dude no
Stranger: XD
You: poo is nasty
Stranger: kidding
Stranger: nah
You: of course
You: perv!
You: :D
Stranger: dont remember me of 1 guy 1 cup
You: HA HA HA!
You: yeah I saw that!
Stranger: disgusting
You: broke the glass in his ass!
Stranger: yes
You: pourin blood
Stranger: ah
Stranger: stop it
Stranger: dont remember me
You: you get to hospital okay/
You: ?
Stranger: k
Stranger: lol
You: I was worried
Stranger: my brother sent me the link
You: so, wut ur name?
Stranger: dammit
You: really?
You: that a nice name
Stranger: Raul, yours ?
You: Uschi
You: f'real
Stranger: oh yes
Stranger: \:\)
You: is at efuked dot com
You: they has a LOT of effed up pron
You: Raw-oohl
Stranger: Ohh
Stranger: nice
You: or do it rhyme wif Paul
Stranger: noo
You: yus, good LOL pron
You: rah-uh-L
You: ra-wool
Stranger: its sounds more like someone throwing up
Stranger: RAULRSHRSHRH
You: BLOORRRGH!
You: yeah, I actually know a guy with that name
You: I jus playin
Stranger: =))
You: he some catholic my mum knows from church or some shit
Stranger: aw
Stranger: thats not me for sure
You: you has religion?
Stranger: well..
You: yus, me neither!
Stranger: no
You: raised roman catholic
You: and jewish
You: you?
Stranger: raised catholic
Stranger: but when i got conscience
You: MAWWAIGE!
Stranger: leaved it
You: HAH!
You: yar
Stranger: conscience is right ?
You: yep
Stranger: dunno :\
Stranger: aw.. ok
You: unless you meant drivers liscence
Stranger: lol
You: har har haer
You: you ever read that Wizard Hat and Robe guy?
You: onna innernet sexchats?
Stranger: nope :\
You: NO?!
You: oh god.
Stranger: no \:\(
Stranger: what about them ?
Stranger: tell me
You: http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/text/bloodninja
You: this guy is my hero
You: read later
You: takes a while
You: but you will ROTFLOL
Stranger: ejaowejae
Stranger: ok
You: that
You: was not a pallendrome
You: but I thought it was at first glance
You: racecar
Stranger: Humm
Stranger: lol
Stranger: sexchats in brazil
You: go hang a salami I'm a lasagane hog!
You: SEXORS!
Stranger: most of the girls are gay guys \:\/
You: really?
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: sad thing
You: I'm a queer girl
You: so
You: *shrug*
You: whomever can get it up
You: OH!
You: hey
Stranger: hi
Stranger: how are you ?
Stranger: lol
You: what the hell does P/B mean
You: ?
Stranger: p/b ? in portuguese ?
You: someone on this thing wrote that?
You: and I said I like peanutbutter!
You: and they logged off
Stranger: p/b in portuguese is like B&W i think oO
You: wait, what portugese>?
You: no they like
You: hi
You: P/B
You: i like soap
You: and I was all WUT?
Stranger: oO
You: okay
Stranger: oh well
You: so you dunno neither
Stranger: i dont know
Stranger: yeah
You: crazy ass bastards
You: mussin wif mah innernettes
Stranger: yeah...
You: FUCK COWBOYS!
Stranger: lol
You: random is random
Stranger: i just started reading blood ninja
You: innit great?!
Stranger: yeah
You: okay
Stranger: lmao
You: I need dinner
You: sos I'm about to peace out
You: BUT
You: you seem pretty cool
You: if you wanna hang out
You: http://www.rkmbs.com
You: I'm still Uschi
You: fun place
Stranger: ok..
You: unless you're one of the guys from there
Stranger: cya later :}
You: then I feel like a retard
You: BYE!
Stranger: lol
Old men, fear me! You will shatter under my ruthless apathetic assault!

Uschi - 2
Old Men - 0

"I am convinced that this world is of no importance, and that the only people who care about dates are imbeciles and Spanish teachers." -- Jean Arp, 1921

"If Jesus came back and saw what people are doing in his name, he would never never stop throwing up." - Max von Sydow, "Hannah and Her Sisters"

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