#1099839
- Sun Jan 03 2010 02:57 PM
Re: omegle
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Im Not Mister Mxyzptlk
devil-lovin' Bat-Man
Registered: Mon Dec 25 2000
Posts: 32286
Loc: Jacques Brel
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Stranger: hey
You: and drink
Stranger: applejuice
You: and screw
You: just cos there's nothing else to do
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#1099840
- Sun Jan 03 2010 03:01 PM
Re: omegle
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Im Not Mister Mxyzptlk
devil-lovin' Bat-Man
Registered: Mon Dec 25 2000
Posts: 32286
Loc: Jacques Brel
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You: Hola!
Stranger: hola
You: como estas?
Stranger: estoy muy bien. y tu?
You: muy bien tambien!
You: donde vives?
Stranger: vivo en los estados unidos. donde vives?
You: en los estados unidos tambien.
You: en california
Stranger: que interesante
Stranger: yo vivo en ohio
You: que bien. cuál es tu raza?
Stranger: soy blanco
You: Good, I hate Mexicans.
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#1099843
- Sun Jan 03 2010 03:25 PM
Re: omegle
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Im Not Mister Mxyzptlk
devil-lovin' Bat-Man
Registered: Mon Dec 25 2000
Posts: 32286
Loc: Jacques Brel
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#1099844
- Sun Jan 03 2010 03:25 PM
Re: omegle
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Im Not Mister Mxyzptlk
devil-lovin' Bat-Man
Registered: Mon Dec 25 2000
Posts: 32286
Loc: Jacques Brel
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: JARDES FROM LONDON?
You: yes
Stranger: reallyy?
Stranger: hahah
You: yeah, that's my name
You: why?
Stranger: 
Stranger: liar
You: ?
You: that's my name
You: and I'm from London
You: so uh yeah, that's me.
You: why?
Stranger: it can't!!
You: ...why?
Stranger: i'm shocked
You: I'm jardes
You: please to meet you
Stranger: no, if it really would be your name u was more surprised
You: why?
You: you can see it in my profile or something
Stranger: it's too weird
Stranger: what profile?
Stranger: give me some
You: I don't know, my facebook profile or whatever
Stranger: duh
You: give you some what?
Stranger: some profile!
Stranger: i'm not pervert
Stranger: yhyy
Stranger: byeee
Stranger: or ?
You: but you already saw it?
Stranger: what i saw?
You: my profile
You: otherwise how did you guess my name?
You: it's not that common
Stranger: i'm looking for my friend from here!
You: what friend?
Stranger: and it's just code name and location
You: haha what??
Stranger: My friend. She is really girl.
Stranger: yeah
You: hahaha my name and city are a codename?
Stranger: we made it up some time ago
You: why the fuck?
You: hahahaha
You: I'm laughing my ass off
You: why did you choose that name and that location???
Stranger: i don't know!
You: dan?
Stranger: it just came
You: you're dan adler
You: hahahahahahhahahaha
Stranger: noo?
You: you had me going
You: hahahahah
Stranger: I'm girl thanks a lot
You: good one mate
You: hahahahaha
Stranger: No that's annoying!
Stranger: i'm not
You: I was starting to wonder how you saw my profile
You: there's no link here as far as I know
Stranger: oh fu!
You: but it's obvious that it's you
Stranger: i'm not some dan
You: sure lol
You: ok then who are you?
Stranger: and how on earth could i know it's u in here?
Stranger: in OMEGLE?
Stranger: suh
You: i don't know, it's my first time here
You: I'm sure there are ways
Stranger: i can see that
You: besides my facebook is on right now so I'm sure there's like some way to see what I'm doing right?
Stranger: u know, u can't see any information about me and i can't find anything about u
Stranger: 5038 users online
You: then how did you know my name?
Stranger: ! haloo
Stranger: It's THAT CODE NAME
You: sure
Stranger: it's inside thing
You: ok sure
You: whatever you say
Stranger: we were bowling on that name
You: who is this really?
Stranger: SONJA
You: I don't know any sonjas
You: wait
You: are you brian k's girl?
Stranger: well, I DON'T KNOW U EITHER
Stranger: NOOOO
Stranger: I'm from finland??
Stranger: u can see my mispelling
You: no brian k's girl is from manchester
You: she works at a record shop
Stranger: INTERESTING
You: I'm very confused
Stranger: i can see that
You: this is strange
You: so it was really just a codename?
Stranger: yeaaah!!!
You: I still don't understand why on earth anyone would pick a codename like that
You: I mean of all the things you could pick
You: I feel a little flattered to be frank, but also quite freaked out
Stranger: nobody can't understand our things
Stranger: i suppose that jardes is boy's name? 'cause one guy said it's girls name
You: haha no, I'm most definitely a boy
You: I've never met a girl by that name
Stranger: and u really r from london?
You: yeah
You: I mean
Stranger: weird
You: I was born in Sussex, but I moved in after finishing grade school
You: so yeah, I've lived in london for about five years
Stranger: scary
You: I still think you're putting me on haha
Stranger: I'm nooot!
Stranger: c'moon
You: your friend won't believe you when you tell her
Stranger: i know!
Stranger: but REALLY?
You: you tell me
You: you REALLY don't know me?
Stranger: I don't! how could i? i'm here in Finland
You: oh well, I guess stranger things have happened right?
Stranger: it seems like that.
Stranger: but wow
Stranger: hmmmm
Stranger: but still i just can't believe u
Stranger: sorry.
Stranger: but maybe i have to keep looking
You: look, you can add me on FB if you want
You: I gotta go too
Stranger: Ok
Stranger: your name?
You: I'm Jardes Mingozzi
Stranger: ok wait a second
You: add me and you'll see I'm real
Stranger: ok i sent that friend thing
Stranger: creepy
You: ok I'll get back to you later
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: byee
You: hahahha tell me about it!
You: seeya!
Stranger: i have to find her
You: ok good luck
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#1099845
- Sun Jan 03 2010 03:29 PM
Re: omegle
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Im Not Mister Mxyzptlk
devil-lovin' Bat-Man
Registered: Mon Dec 25 2000
Posts: 32286
Loc: Jacques Brel
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I think the guy I picked is from Italy or Spain, but his profile picture shows him next to an english phonebooth, so she'll buy it for a couple of minutes at least.
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#1099854
- Sun Jan 03 2010 05:31 PM
Re: omegle
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Nöwheremän
Magic basement king
Registered: Mon Oct 08 2001
Posts: 47142
Loc: Fuckingham Palace!
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Stranger: hiii
Stranger: im 11 :D
You: I was out tonight, and for whatever reason, I strike up some small talk with a random woman (pigs must have been flying). While it didn't go absolutely badly (she smiled when she talked to me), I couldn't even get her name, much less anything else. Which leads me to ask "What the fuck is wrong with me?" My friend Nicole tried to cheer me up with "Maybe there's something wrong with her", which I suppose would make sense, except for the fact that EVERY woman that I've ever been interested in romantically/ sexually has rejected me in some form or another, leading me to believe that it's me there's something wrong with and not the entire female gender. For the past 15 minutes I've been trying to stop crying, and I haven't been entirely successful.
All I've ever wanted was someone to be in love with, and have that same person be in love with me, and I'm starting to realize that that is never going to happen.
Stranger: its ok
You:
Stranger: well theres not much can say cuz im only 11 
You: I think I might be gay.
Stranger: well im sorry
You: So am I
You: I may just kill myself
Stranger: noooo
Stranger: dont kill urself
You: for real this time
You: not like last timer
You: that was just to get attention
Stranger: oo
Stranger: well byebye
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